If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
every class is art class if you dont care enough
baby's first words
- mom: say mama
- mom: say ma-ma
- mom: say it!
- baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
my meals in the summer
- breakfast: 3pm
- dinner: 11pm
- more food: 1am
- midnight snack: 4am
when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up